Postneedle

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Type your X handle. Five needles read your last 20 posts and show which ones carry signal.

Or read a draft before you post it

Type your post. Five needles read it while you write, before anyone else does.

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This is how it looks with the browser extension: the needles sit next to the Post button, and the button warns you when one is in the red. Nothing here posts anywhere.

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Click a meter to switch it off. Free — a reading with fewer meters costs less, not more.

Everything here is free: the needles, account readings, the awards, the needle library and the share cards. A sponsor and a small charge for unlimited fixes pay for it.

What the five needles read

Sounds AI-written
Tidy groups of three, "it's not X, it's Y", generic uplift, and no detail only you could know. Clear writing alone does not move it.
Humblebrag
Showing off while pretending to be modest, grateful or annoyed. "We hit $40k MRR and one customer is 61% of it, which worries me" reads low. "So humbled, somehow we crossed $40k" reads high.
Engagement bait
A post built to farm replies or follows: "comment X and I'll send it", "agree?", a hook with the substance held back. A real question you want answered is not bait.
Says nothing
A platitude nobody could disagree with and nobody will remember. Short is fine. Empty is not.
Turning a needle off
Click a meter to switch it off, and click it again to switch it back on. It is free. A reading then asks one question fewer, so it costs less rather than more. The choice stays in this browser.
Buried point
The first line does not carry the point. This reads the opening, it does not predict reach. The same fact stated sharply, up front, stays out of the red.

Questions people ask

Can it prove a post was written by AI?

No, and it does not try to. It tells you how your own draft reads. Never use it to accuse anyone.

Does it work for LinkedIn and in Spanish?

Yes to both. Switch the preview to LinkedIn, and write in English or Spanish.

How is it this fast?

It runs on Jev, a System One model from TypeSafe AI that answers yes or no questions with a probability instead of writing text. All five questions go in one request and come back in well under a second, for about four thousandths of a cent.

Is it free?

Yes, all of it, with no account. A sponsor and a small charge for unlimited fixes pay for it.

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The card with your post and its five readings

Post on X and Copy link make a public page with this post and its reading, so the card shows up in your post by itself. It is kept for a year; write to hello@postneedle.com to take it down sooner. Post on LinkedIn saves the card to your device and uploads nothing, because LinkedIn shows a shared link as a thumbnail too small to read. Copy image and Save image stay on your device too.